Higgs boson industrial estate is so wide and there are so many factories inside it; one of them is the factory of potatoes’ salad. Potatoes are one of the first disappearing vegetables from earth and the world will remember potatoes. This post is explaining why potatoes are the first vegetables to disappear from earth? To answer to this question five key points should be put under light in the following paragraphs.
The first cause of the disappearance of potatoes from earth is majorana fermions integration into the potatoes; as we already know that we are living in Higgs boson magnetic field; this makes many atoms decaying into their lowest energy form and this process makes majorana fermions free and available on earth. Majorana fermions are acid nitric companion because of their easy attachment to nitrogen, and potatoes are high and fast acid nitric absorbent and this is why their cells get deformed then sudden death. The deformation of potatoes cells is made by majorana fermions.
The second cause of the disappearance of potatoes from earth is heavy rains; heavy rains are capable of soaking potatoes in very wet soil and this makes potatoes loosing their composition and to melt into raw materials.
The third cause of the disappearance of potatoes from earth is sulphur dominance to the atmosphere; we already know that the new era of life will be full of sulphur. The interaction of sulphur with potatoes is through the potatoes’ absorption to the water molecule in the atmosphere; so high level of sulphur find it’s way easily into the potatoes and become true poison to kill all potatoes cells.
The fourth cause of the disappearance of potatoes from earth is Higgs boson magnetism; potatoes cell formation is one of the easiest which takes Higgs boson magnetism shape, and simply potatoes integration into Higgs boson magnetic field.
The last cause of the disappearance of potatoes from earth is alpha particles; alpha particles interaction with potatoes makes them soft and loosing their shape to become flat. This makes potatoes production diminished season after season until their total disappearance.
Just a short word; don’t be surprised when you will see potatoes prices going very high because of their short production, and this will happen when you will see what it has been said above real.